PIE FOR THE WIN

This may be the pinnacle of human achievement. Or not. I haven’t been. Yet.
 

‘Cause, like, you can’t do this without the proper tool…you.

Also, I just bought conditioner instead of shampoo by accident. I don’t use conditioner. And I forgot the milk, so I’m having cereal with water.  Welcome to suck city.

…is like a night without pie.
Which is to say, sucky.

You are not Lance Armstrong. Please do not wear spandex.

Pie:cake as monks:ninjas.
I hope that was the type of test you would pass, since I think it’s now required by law or they’ll take the money away from your school like they did in season 3 of The Wire, along with other things like dispose of bodies in condemned houses using lye, and I think [...]

You used to be able to watch the new episodes of BSG the day after they were first aired. Now it seems they stopped posting the new ones AND deleted all but three of the old ones.
This is full of cancer and madness.
Addendum: a coincidentally topical post from the same blog.

Pie, that’s what!
Cake is no substitute for pie, that is true, but when you are all dealing with no pie and need dessert anyway (which is always the case) sometimes you have to settle and eat something other than pie.
One of the better things for settling with is cake, especially if it is the kind [...]

This is not a pie, but it was delicious. What this is is a chimichanga, covered with mole.
Did you know that chimichangas are not from Mexico? They are burritos that someone fried and they were invented in Arizona.
See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimichanga