Pie:cake as monks:ninjas.

I hope that was the type of test you would pass, since I think it’s now required by law or they’ll take the money away from your school like they did in season 3 of The Wire, along with other things like dispose of bodies in condemned houses using lye, and I think maybe one of the cops threw up at bar or something.  And there was a video camera you could use to spy on people, too.

That’s just how it is here, I guess.  It’s not the same in every place, though.  In Soviet Russia, no behinds are left child!  Lols.

Also, I did not have any pie today, but I had a very good scone with jam and clotted cream.

Fun with science:  obtain samples of each of the substances in the photo below.   Two of them are sodium hydroxide.  One is chiclets.   Using only your sense of taste, find the gum!

Haha, just kidding.  They’re all sodium hydroxide.  Bet I fooled you!  Next time, you will know not to be a sucker.  Just kidding.  I think you will be a sucker next time too.